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Pick yerself a trailer, cabin, shack, barn, shed or big 'ol mansion from over
50 VirtualRedneck choices or if'n you prefer you can put in
a picture of yer own house or a house you might oughta like to own. |
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10 Privys in a variety of colors, sizes 'n configurations.
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You want lawn ornaments? Neighbor, we got 'em! Just like mamma used to.
There's almost 50 of 'em including: Silhoutte people, Concrete cows,
Wooden pig planters, Little boy peeing and the ever popular Woman showing
bloomers. |
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VirtualRedneck
provides you with over 30 Trucks, cars, tractors and other vehicles to
put in yer yard. Heck if'n you want, add yer own vehicle. If it ain't jacked
up enough, we even got extry tires so to put it up where Gawd meant it to
be. We also include an impressive collection of blocks'n rocks 'n such to
put yer vehicle up on. |
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Use
one of the included Sexy models or add yer own head and or body
then dress him/her with the provided overalls, camouflage, pink
house coats, dresses, shoes, hats 'n more. |
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Couches fer yer front lawn or porch? We only got 2
BUT we got 17 different stains to put on 'em. Such as: Coffee, Beer,
Cheese whiz, Beer, Grandpa, Beer and Leaky puppy. |
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There's
a whole dang passel of critters. Like dawgs, cows, goats, chickens and
stuff ya'll can shoot. |
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VIRTUAL REDNECK gives you
the opportunity to create a virtual life for your self that you may not have
the mountain oysters to actually create in real life. How do you do it?
Hang on now, I’m fixin’ to tell you. First off let me inform you that's it's
all done with science, science and technology but you wouldn't understand all
that so let's jist look at some of the cool stuff you can do. |
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VIRTUAL
REDNECK also come with a full version of
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a complete image editing software package from Serif www.serif.com |
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Rekwirements: |
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P.C. formatted. Yall gots to know somebody with a gall durn fast computer.
One of them 386s ain’t a gonna git it. This ain't made for no dang Mackytosh
either. You best be looking fer one o' them pentiumII proselytizers running
nigh on 233 meggy hurts an I reckon a bunch o Ram and winders '95 er higher.
We recommend 128 Megs of Ram. On install we'll detect how much ram you got and
if it's between 64 'N 128 you git the option to install a condensed version.
If it's less than 64 you can try it if'n you want but I reckon it'll drag like
a dawg in the sun. Oh and a 10x 'er better CD-rom Drive too.
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