1.) Whut's youins (fer folks in East TN or Ya'll fer everon else) furst name: -Bob or -Sue. )Dependin on ifn yews a men or a female type woman.)

2.) Famly name:

3). Favrit fud: Fried- .

4). Favrit sport: -racin.

5). Is you married to any of yer in-laws? yes not yet

6). What piece of furniture does youins (see #1 for folks not from E. TN) hav on yer front porch or yard?

7.) Highest educashun level? Whut? I wuz high in all of 'em. 4 yars in 6th grade. Graditaded college (I ain't from around here).

8). My favrute farm animal is:

Cuz:

9) I have always wanted to get this offin my chest:

10.) Where did youins hear about Virtual Redneck?

11.) My E-mail address is: (required)

12.) Attach a pitchur